"You heavy. What sort of idiot gets bitten by a snake?"

"you pushed me into the pit"

"And later also got you out, which I still haven’t heard a thanks"

"I’m gonna vomit on you and won’t even be sorry"

Confession time: I’ve never watched any of Indiana Jones movies, BUT I think I have seen enough parodies and winks at them to consider myself  qualified enough to do this doodle.

I’m not sure how people usually ship them but I don’t think it would go cute and fluffy (or at least not at first).